11 Questions - Just a bit of fun!

So, I'm sure we have all seen them. Somebody tags you in a little Q&A blog post where they answer questions about themselves and then ask other people they follow to do the same.

Well Laura over at Tired mummy of two tagged me, so I figured as she asked, I will answer.

First the rules....(I'm scared it will turn into a Saw film if I don't follow them!)

• You must post these rules.
• Each person must post 11 things about herself on their blog.
• Answer the questions the “tagger” listed for you in her post, and create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
• Choose 11 people to tag and link to them in the post.
• Let each blogger know that you have tagged them

The 11 questions are....
NB. Most of my guesses are made with a smile on my face or are a complete guess, so don't be shouting at me ! lol

• Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?
• I'm going to go with, they have poo'd and wee'd all night in their sleep and will simply change themselves in the morning. ...Sounds like a plan.
• Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
• Boxes are simply folded cardboard. A circle configuration is weaker in structure than square, so square is used?
• Why is abbreviated such a long word?
• This is because the English language was invented by goblins that lived in pyramids in Egypt. They were funny little fellas and they did it as a joke. Look into it..you can see little drawings of laughing goblin like figures.
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• The inside of the bottle is coated in a substance to avoid the glue sticking.
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons??
• Simply because in my opinion, Lemons are the fruit of the devil (Not the apple). All lemons should be burned in some sort of celebration and never be grown again.
• Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
• For some reason, society finds it acceptable to kill and process certain animals and place them in our foods. It appears that Mice are not one of those animals. Here's a question for you, how do you know it's NOT mouse flavoured?
• If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
• Beige
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• Pluto was hit by a horse and cart at the age of 6 while going to the shops to buy a packet of space invaders. This damaged the C3 and C4 vertebrae and has since been unable to walk. 
• If Wylie E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• Do you actually see any cash exchanged. He buys it all on credit. The money he has was left to him in a will (by Clive B. Acme FYI), which stated, the only way he would receive the money of he killed the damn bird. 
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• A happy accident. 
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
• I didn't, I sang 1 and then realised I am a bumbling fool.
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
• No, because cows don't drink milk. That would be a little strange. It would of course be honey. 

 Now I need to think of 11 questions to ask those lucky people who I choose to tag and because I am boring and mundane, these will probably be fairly easy...yet insightful...most of them anyway

1. If you were to have a meal with 3 other people alive or dead, who would it be. (Anybody famous or not)
2. If you could have chosen your name, what would it have been and why?
3. If you could make one return trip in a time machine, where would you go and why?
4. If you were a darts player, what would be your nickname?
5. If it became possible to live in space and travel to any planet in a matter of hours. Where would you live?
6. If you could make any film storyline true, which would it be.
7. If a film was made of you life, what would it be called and who would star as you?
8. If you won the lottery (Lets say £50 million), whats the FIRST thing you buy?
9. What would be you super power of choice?
10. Which animal would you be and why?
11. What did you want to be when you were 7, 13 and 16?

OK, so after that task is done, I now need to 'TAG' 11 other bloggers for them to answer my question, pose their own and the circle of blog life continues. I don't expect many of these guys to respond after all they have more interesting and pressing things to do other than answer my silly questions.

Here goes....My 11 victims...sorry bloggers are:

@TheCrumbyMummy
@babberblog
@Daley_84
@OurPeaGreenPod
@therookiedad
@MotherhoodTruth
@Baillie_MyLife
@urbanvox
@MisterBee79
 @Living_with_LC
@DaddysinCharge


If you do a post answering my questions, then pop a link into the comments on this post and I will check-em out! Or leave me abusive comments and block from twitter...either way is good lol



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